5 Signs Someone Wants You Dead

  1. Everyday you wake to a bloody nose.
  2. Every night you have trouble breathing.
  3. Every other week you get food poisoning.
  4. Every month you break a bone in your body.
  5. Every year someone sends you a Happy Death Day card.

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