I Swallowed my Father

I swallowed a penny

rusty and old

next came a child

tasty and bold

I swallowed my father

he tasted really cold

I swallowed a rich woman

and her many pieces of gold

but this was not a good idea

for I began to choke

my face got real red

almost like a stroke

I puked them out

one by one

my father did not hesitate

to shoot me with his gun