I long for a baby
a chubby
and innocent little thing
to tickle my heart and
give me a lovely cloud’s rain
to take away my sorrows and my pains
but the thing is I’m not all that sane
and a baby in my arms
would only see pain
its cries and tears
a pleasure to my ears
throw it in an icy stream
against a splash of frantic screams
or poison a baby bottle
my madness at full throttle