Welcome

welcome dear

we have been waiting for you

for a very long time

don’t be afraid to get comfortable

what’s mine is yours

what’s yours is mine

yes, it’s a little cold

I’ll turn up the heater

let’s get cozy

catch up on some things

sip on a glass of red wine

just sit back and unwind

or take a look around

just don’t go outside

well, because it’s freezing

just relax

let us take good care of you

no, it’s not too hot

picture it like

a personal sauna

what you say?

Your skin is getting hotter?

Your skin is getting redder?

relax

and don’t mind it

I’ll be right back

and if you feel a burning sensation

don’t you worry

it’s for our ultimate salvation