Man in Blue

I saw a man in blue

trying to tie his shoe

So I bent down

and fixed his frown

and he stomped me flat

all over me he spat

put me on his tongue

though it really stung

cause I pulled at his throat

and made him really choke

and he put me down

with that foolish same frown

the things nice fellows do

for others that seem so blue

and get repaid with that

one day he’ll be the one spat