How To Scare Your Children

Say, I don’t know why on earth you would want to do this but here you go.

1. Knock on their door at night and say it wasn’t you.
2. Tell them you kidnapped their real parents and you’re just a robotic clone.
3. Ask them why they were running around the house last night (When you clearly know they were sleeping)
4. Tell them you saw Grandpa drinking a glass of water in the kitchen (He died 3 years ago)
5. Call yourself in the middle of the night and tell them that death is on the line asking for them.
6. Tell them you plan on killing someone some day–perhaps, a child or two.