7 Signs Your Roommate is a Psychopath

If this sounds all too familiar, Get Out.

1. She knows where you’re going or where you’ve been, and you don’t recall telling her.
2. Whenever you use the home phone you hear heavy breathing on the other line.
3. Though she’s always in your business, you figure you know little about her.
4. She never sleeps: you find her rummaging around the apartment late at night.
5. She was cat sitting. And now your cat has mysteriously disappeared.
6. She has strange scars all over her body.
7. You find similar scars on YOUR body.