I will teach you not to scream
Slash a man and cut his spleen
Make a luscious sour cream
Store it all in a canteen
Canteen
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I will teach you not to scream
Slash a man and cut his spleen
Make a luscious sour cream
Store it all in a canteen
AllthingsUncanny 
Wow! (also yikes 😉 )
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Someone please intervene
What you have done, I have seen
Detectives will now raid your canteen
And make you pay for the slashed spleen.
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Please hush your lips
and do not scream
no need to intervene
come take a sip
of the tastiest sour cream
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Good one though.
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